Michael Vick Wants a Dog

Sure, Mickey...
When he Devil buys ice skates.

I know you're being rehabilitated. That's nice.
I know you're working with the Humane Society. That's nice.
I know you're doing well with the Eagles. That's nice.

But you used dogs, animals who only want to please, and made them fight each other to the death and if they didn't fight "good" enough, they were tortured and killed.

I'm sorry. I believe in redemption; however, I think that getting your job back at a huge salary is redemption enough.

Please never, ever, ever have another dog as a companion, or a cat, or any animal.
How could they trust you again with their lives.
I don't.