Too Many Interests

If I had it all to do over, would I be:

Woodward and/or Bernstein (no - not a man)
Oprah (no - not black)
SIGH

Okay, let's try this again. If I had it all to do over, would I be

A reporter
A professor of Arthuriana
An English literature professor
An American literature professor
An expert on Poe
A psychologist
A dog or cat breeder
An eccentric billionaire
An English history expert
An archeologist
A novelist - horror, fantasy, woman's fiction, mystery

All of the above?

The one thing I didn't list is what I am.

SIGH

But I'm really glad that I AM Heather's mom.